Round ID: 257087
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 31 minutes and 32.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 41
    Survival Rate: 23 (56.1%)
    First Death: Jared Rysenbouger, Chief Engineer, at Bar Lounge (104,147,2). Damage taken: 200/0/3/0.
    Round: Black Alert
        - Nuclear Operatives (Roundstart Nukeops)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
Moppins Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Moppins operatives have destroyed Bear Port XLIII!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 70 TC) [Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[Grenadier's Belt and Grenade Launcher Kit (Hard)
18 TC
A belt containing 26 lethally dangerous and destructive grenades, along with a grenade launcher to fire them. Comes with an extra multitool and screwdriver.
]
[Energy Sword (83% off!)
1 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
A paradox clone appeared on the station!
spinxo was Brad Evans the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Brad Evans remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Brad Evans, the Curator's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Assistant and died

Jeff Glycerol was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 3 TC) [Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
x3]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

izbychu was Lincoln Grounds the Lawyer and died

Lincoln Grounds was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 10 TC) [a boxed syndicate pony (80% off!)
2 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (30% off!)
7 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Freedom Implant (80% off!)
1 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]


Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Greasy Steve, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

nuttyproff was Caleb Williams the Shaft Miner and died

Caleb Williams was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Victor Stone, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

skorvold was Cassie Kine the Cargo Technician and survived

Cassie Kine was in legal trouble.
(used 5 TC) [Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assist all bad actors.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ravecat was Jennamire Spy the Scientist and died

Jennamire Spy simply went completely postal!
(used 6 TC) [Detomatix disk
6 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.
]


Objective #1: Destroy Jo Robot Prime, the experimental AI. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cultists, Cargo Technician, chili
The code responses were: Research Director, rcds, drunken blumpkin, life
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 18 customers and made 480 credits.
In total, they earned 480 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 18007 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 439.195 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lacida Cultera with 990 cr!