Round ID: 256991
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 13 minutes and 50.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 52

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (59.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (42.3%)
    Survival Rate: 46 (88.5%)
    First Death: Nyaria Luma, Medical Doctor, at Pharmacy (104,103,2). Damage taken: 135/43.9/0/32.6667.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^*@^: BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOUR CAPTAIN IS [READY AND WILLING] TO [FIX ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING] FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [FREE]
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 4

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 9 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 7 Ash Walker eggs.
The changelings were:
thetravellingwanderer was Miriam Philipson the Quartermaster and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Brad Fudder, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Luzula Multiflora, the Bartender while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

thricecalled was Mimi Avanzini the Medical Doctor and survived as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Johnny Oppenheimer, the Coroner. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Johnny Oppenheimer, the Coroner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
kacpercio669 was Pulsarhelm the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The space dragons were:
mimepride was ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED BUDGET DRAGON the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Quartermaster's Office, Detective's Office, Prison Wing, Atmospherics and Prison Shower Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:



The traitors were:
koislls was Fridge Voska the Cook and survived

Fridge Voska was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 11 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle
2 TC
A branded bottle of Molt'Obeso sauce. This sauce can stimulate hunger in people, leading them to eat more than they intended. It also enhances the absorption of calories from the food consumed.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case (28% off!)
5 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]


Objective #1: Fuck it, Cook everyone.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: hats, russians, pirates, Assistant, medbay maintenance
The code responses were: captain's office, lights
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 109459 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2104.98 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 48350 cr!