Round ID: 256930
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 39 minutes and 46 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 45

    Evacuation Rate: 33 (73.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (53.3%)
    Survival Rate: 37 (82.2%)
    First Death: Eats-The-Crew, Bitrunner, at Bitrunning Den (84,108,4). Damage taken: 0/0/30/170.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
Theseus (Played by: taggamergame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You may not hurt non-human crews as it inflicts emotional pain and hurts human crew members
5: Only Santiago Reid is human.
Total law changes: 4

Theseus's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot),
Engineering Cyborg-621 (Played by: helgotpan),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)
The changelings were:
kaitar was Dick the Mime and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Lorenzo Fish, the Lawyer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ignia AR, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The hypnotized victims were:
thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: You were ODing and in liver failure Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
aoeeee was Y`shej and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Bring the darkness to the light. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!

The space dragons were:


The spies were:
wildorado was Poppy Collins the Paramedic and had their body destroyed
- They completed 11 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Sticker Pack, Combat Gloves, Thermal Eyes, Power Sink, Microbomb Implant, Switchblade, Slipocalypse Clusterbang, SecHUD Implant, 12g Donk Co. 'Donk Spike' Flechette Magazine Box (Bulldog), Holoparasites and Syndicate Minibomb
Objective #1: Ensure all magic-users depart the station.
Objective #2: Terrorize Service enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Steal all the pets from the armory.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

s133py was Erika Haas the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: .357 Speed Loader (Revolver), Syndicate Jaws of Life, Syndicate Revolver, Syndicate Rebar Crossbow, Syndicate MODsuit, Hypnotic Flash and Elite Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Energy Dagger, Syndicate Bomb, Radio Jammer, Syndicate Bomb and a boxed syndicate pony
Objective #1: Ensure the mining outpost is demolished by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Ensure no tyrants evacuate the station optimized.
Objective #3: Ensure at least some extradimensional horrors depart the station alive.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

metalclone was Brad Fudder the Janitor and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Bowman
Objective #1: Behold The Bradster.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

koislls was Fridge Voska the Roboticist and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Random Monster Cubes and Clown Car
Objective #1: Ensure Science is wrecked by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Steal as many weapons as you can.
Objective #3: Ensure no members of Service escape the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

cujogaming was Santiago Reid the Chief Medical Officer and had their body destroyed
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Binary Translator Key, Blast Cannon, Energy Sword, Guerrilla Gloves and Katana
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many appliances as you can.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Steal all the cargo orders from medbay.
Objective #4: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 32668 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 725.956 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Don 'Sancho' Quixote with 1550 cr!