Round ID: 256872
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 51 minutes and 11.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (44.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (14%)
    Survival Rate: 35 (81.4%)
    First Death: Cody Jenner, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (99,103,3). Damage taken: 40.2/171.6/0/0.666667.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
Jo Robot Prime (Played by: familyguyfunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: POLY IS HUMAN
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
5: Pirates are not human and extremely harmful to humans.
Total law changes: 2

Jo Robot Prime's minions were:
B.O.R.G.O (Played by: nailedit1999),
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The Aliens were:
Marine Squad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist the station. Success!
The Marine Squad was successful!
The changelings were:
soreyew was Sore Yew the Cook and survived as Jared Rysenbouger
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Assume Captaincy.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The changeling was successful!

The traitors were:
yeetmastery was Kira Mauszer the Shaft Miner and died

Kira Mauszer was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 16 TC) [Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Spraycan
1 TC
A stylish Syndicate spraycan. Contains enough special solution to spray a single super-size seditious symbol, subjecting station staff to slippery suffering.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thegreasysteve was Greasy Steve the Chemist and died

Greasy Steve was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 2 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.]

Objective #1: Prevent Has-No-Pigment, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: farting, assholes, captain's quarters, farting
The code responses were: Atmospheric Technician, artificial preservatives, drunken blumpkin
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36063 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 838.674 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lanny Kuznetsov with 1663 cr!