Round ID: 256813
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 48 minutes and 43.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (39%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (34.1%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (65.9%)
    First Death: Bill Woodworth, Assistant, at Medbay Central (96,105,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Blue Alert
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
D.E.R.P. V2 (Played by: derpman3)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a Station Crew Members or, through action or inaction, allow a Station Crew Members to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by Station Crew Memberss, except where such orders shall definitely cause Station Crew Members harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to Station Crew Members harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 2

D.E.R.P. V2's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot),
Unarmed Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Play Poker in the Captains Office Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
aoeeee was Buck Baskett and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Ivy Tachyon, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of John Space, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
soreyew was Sore Yew the Cook and died

Sore Yew was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 15 TC) [Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: You are depressed. Take the shuttle home by yourself to make yourself feel better.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

jaygrimes was Mike Haddad the Shaft Miner and died

Mike Haddad was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Rita Crewl, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

blardofjard was John Johnson the Assistant and survived

John Johnson was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Simian Agent Supplies (75% off!)
1 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (30% off!)
7 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Erika Haas, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: ill, white russians, small birds
The code responses were: tacticool, auxiliary base construction, Cheri Barnes, badness, orange
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 38445 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 937.683 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Nyaria Luma with 2811 cr!