Round ID: 256775
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 18 minutes and 2.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 82.5%
    Total Population: 53

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (18.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (13.2%)
    Survival Rate: 19 (35.8%)
    First Death: Lacida Monticola, Chaplain, at Chapel Office (84,67,2). Damage taken: 74.7/0/0/125.3.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Jo Robot Prime (Played by: familyguyfunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Jo Robot Prime's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant) (Deactivated),
BRN5L5H (Played by: pixelmade42),
B.I.P. (Played by: scrivsama) (Deactivated),
J.A.Y.A (Played by: kaddamagiclad),
Hellsong (Played by: stiix)
The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: You have done EVERYTHING for them. They are weak without you. Show them fear.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tips-The-Bottle, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
jjracks was Dave Cutler the Coroner and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Silas Ward while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Elise White, Silas Ward's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Silas Ward 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Silas Ward, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 8 seconds being near !
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Mythic_Javelin was Agent Potassium and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The traitors were:
Salmy was Kura Seka the Cook and died

Kura Seka was in legal trouble.

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Cepheus O, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Rustybuckets6601 was Eric Dawsby the Assistant and survived

Eric Dawsby was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Naomi Faulkland, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kaitar was Gunt Chuffley the Assistant and died

Gunt Chuffley was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 16 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Fridge Voska, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mentaldecayed was Jake Barnes the Scientist and died

Jake Barnes was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Fromage, the Mime, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: morphine, ninjas, Prisoner, bravery, wizard robes
The code responses were: revenants, Shaft Miner
Medal Commendations:
Langley Languish awarded Kura Seka the robust security award! - Destorying a changeling with their bare hands, and totally nothing else. Excellent job. Glory to Nanotrasen.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 55344 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1044.23 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gunt Chuffley with 22758 cr!