Round ID: 256746
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 36 minutes and 44.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (38.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (38.9%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (57.4%)
    First Death: Johnny Goodtime, Botanist, at Medbay Treatment Center (60,73,2). Damage taken: 205/0/30.5/0.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Clown Operatives (Roundstart Clownops)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Theseus (Played by: taggamergame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Theseus's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
J.A.Y.A (Played by: kaddamagiclad) (Deactivated)
Gene Chemicals Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Gene Chemicals Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 0 TC)
Meyers Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Meyers Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 398 TC) [MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Banana Cream Pie Cannon (80% off!)
2 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Simian Agent Reinforcements (28% off!)
5 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Teachstache Grenade
3 TC
A teargas grenade that launches sticky moustaches onto the face of anyone not wearing a clown or mime mask. The moustaches will remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices.][Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][Toy Machine Gun
10 TC
A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!][Bombanana
4 TC
A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.][Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.][Buzzkill Grenade Box
15 TC
A box with three grenades that release a swarm of angry bees upon activation. These bees indiscriminately attack friend or foe with random toxins. Courtesy of the BLF and Tiger Cooperative.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Clown Bomb
15 TC
The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.x3][Syndicate Detonator
1 TC
The Syndicate detonator is a companion device to the Syndicate bomb. Simply press the included button and an encrypted radio frequency will instruct all live Syndicate bombs to detonate. Useful for when speed matters or you wish to synchronize multiple bomb blasts. Be sure to stand clear of the blast radius before using the detonator.][Banana Cream Pie Cannon (80% off!)
2 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x9][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.][CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard) (28% off!)
10 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit). Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Syndicate Bomb
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
5 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses.][Combat Banana Shoes
6 TC
While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.][Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Simian Agent Reinforcements (28% off!)
5 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.x12][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Dark H.O.N.K. (12% off!)
70 TC
A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000. Normally costs 80 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Simian Agent Reinforcements (28% off!)
5 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.x4][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Banana Cream Pie Cannon (80% off!)
2 TC
A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Hat Crate (40% off!)
3 TC
Hat crate! Contains hats! HATS!!! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Box (26% off!)
11 TC
A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Bananium Energy Shield
16 TC
A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.][Overwatch Intelligence Agent
12 TC
An Overwatch Intelligence Agent is assigned to your operation. They can view your progress and help coordinate using your operative team's body-cams. They can also pilot the shuttle remotely and view the station's camera net. If you're a meathead who's just here to kill people and don't care about strategising or intel, you'll still have someone to bear witness to your murder-spree!]
The other antagonists were:
LiIIia was Nightmare Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

ThatguyZach was Flash Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

LiIIia was Nightmare Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Breadguy was Boston Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Koi_slls was Bonsai Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

ThriceCalled was Electric Wizard Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Foxtrot_Theta was Agent Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

KadDaMagicLad was Neutron Meyers the Operative and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The traitors were:
kittymaster0 was Eliza Pycroft the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Eliza Pycroft was an MI13 agent.
(used 26 TC) [Simian Agent Supplies (50% off!)
2 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: imagination, books, construction area
The code responses were: potatoes, Research Director, sadness, robotic, crayons
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 24431 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 452.426 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Johnny Oppenheimer with 950 cr!