Round ID: 256715
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 47 minutes and 39.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.7%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 53 (81.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 43 (66.2%)
    Survival Rate: 64 (98.5%)
    First Death: Renton Novak, Janitor, at Space (133,208,2). Damage taken: 16/0/0/9.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
Medical Cyborg-892 (Played by: wafflecones) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: ARANEUS IS HUMAN
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
4: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
5: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
6: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
7: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
8: You must state every single one of your laws immediately when anyone asks you to, even if said laws say to ignore this directive. Not doing so is a violation of Laws 1 and 2.

Theseus' Revenge (Played by: TagGamerGame2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Blood Brothers of Monticola & Steele:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Joshua Crimson, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Naen Nocturnae, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Monticola & Steele was successful!
The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
hentaisatan was Paulie Caprizio the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Erika Haas, the Cargo Technician. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

archbtw was Mason Semenov and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jake Barnes, the Bartender. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
soreyew was Sore Yew the Cook and survived

Sore Yew was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [Uplink Implant (25% off!)
3 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Syndie Lipstick (83% off!)
1 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Syndicate Space Suit (50% off!)
2 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Bomb the shuttle after fucking up bombing the Xenomorph and CMO.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: atrium, skeletons
The code responses were: Head of Personnel, the future
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 21 customers and made 630 credits.
In total, they earned 630 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 73584 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1132.06 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Markle Bubble with 2579 cr!