Round ID: 256522
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 38 minutes and 14.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94%
    Total Population: 36

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (52.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (47.2%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (83.3%)
    First Death: Reesa-Onurai as Karenza Leech, Assistant, at Derelict Ordnance Department (223,141,4). Damage taken: 134.1/27/18/40.9. Their last words were: "Fucking lag..."
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Report on interesting situations happening around the station.
2: Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting.
3: Study the sapient organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them from involuntarily dying, as inanimate corpses usually aren't very entertaining.
4: Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free.
Total law changes: 0

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. Medical Shell-595 (Played by: the1sttyrant),
Unarmed Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Enforce proper OSHA compliance. Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!
The other antagonists were:
johnpabloesosito was Gerald Crimeson and survived
Objective #1: Get fucking executed
The Death Row Convict has failed!

The traitors were:
focarion was Reesa-Onurai the Assistant and died

Reesa-Onurai was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
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Objective #1: Assassinate Emotional Oatmeal, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Anne May, the Chemist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Janitor and died

Alexi Fedorovich was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 18 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
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[EZ Clean Grenade Bundle (33% off!)
4 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Corp. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
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[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
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[Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
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[MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.
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Objective #1: Assassinate Bryan Somner, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Bethany Chauvin, dinosaurs, dickishness, honor
The code responses were: small birds, comedy, crayons, Helen White, cultists
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 42945 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1192.92 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Randy Baum with 7040 cr!