Round ID: 256381
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 4 hours and 25 minutes and 19.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 17

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (41.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (35.3%)
    Survival Rate: 16 (94.1%)
    First Death: Jerry Cruncher, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (186,26,3). Damage taken: 27.5/195.4/3/16.3333.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%%%#: THE MONKEYS ARE DISABLING THE OBESE CHEMISTS
1: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
D.I.N.G.U.S. (Played by: theguywhocanfly)
The traitors were:
wereiswas was Vincent Edwards the Bartender and survived

Vincent Edwards was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [United Surplus Crate
20 TC
A shiny and large crate to be delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. It has an advanced locking mechanism with an anti-tampering protocol. It is recommended that you only attempt to open it by having another agent purchase a Surplus Crate Key. Unite and fight. Rumored to contain a valuable assortment of items based on your current reputation, but you never know. Contents are sorted to always be worth 80 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

winlinolol was John Space the Chief Medical Officer and died

John Space was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [United Surplus Crate Key
20 TC
This inconscpicous device is actually a key that can open any United Surplus Crate. It can only be used once. Though initially designed to encourage cooperation, agents quickly discovered that you can turn the key to the crate by yourself. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

yeetmastery was Kira Mauszer the Chaplain and died

Kira Mauszer was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful. Often used by agents to protect themselves against foes who rely on magic while it's held. Though, it can be used to heal and harm other people with decent effectiveness much like a regular bible. Can also be used in-hand to 'claim' it, granting you priest-like abilities -- no training required!
]
[Syndicate Space Suit (50% off!)
2 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer (25% off!)
3 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

termaus was Rayner Hutton the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed

Rayner Hutton was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: AI, moonshine, existence
The code responses were: oxygen tanks, grapes, technology, Bismuth XLII
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 42293 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2487.82 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Vincent Edwards with 11087 cr!