Round ID: 256286
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 9 minutes and 57.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 33

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (51.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (51.5%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (93.9%)
    First Death: William Worcester, Warden, at Armory (107,170,2). Damage taken: 198.6/9.2/0/1.33333.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
P0NY (Played by: wereiswas)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

P0NY's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: The1stTyrant),
ZerOS-LITE (Played by: zeromode),
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The traitors were:
skorvold was Cassie Kine the Station Engineer and survived

Cassie Kine was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Donksoft Riot Pistol Case (50% off!)
3 TC
A case containing an innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts at higher than normal velocity. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target, two spare magazines and a box of loose riot darts. Perfect for nonlethal takedowns at range, as well as deniability. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!x3]

Objective #1: Destroy P0NY, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Paramedic and survived

Tristan Buttermilk was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cuba libre, Roboticist, cameras
The code responses were: grappa, soviets, infatuation
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 65 customers and made 1840 credits.
In total, they earned 1840 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 42425 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1285.61 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sheness Hollow with 10468 cr!