Round ID: 256256
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 51 minutes and 27.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.4%
    Total Population: 36

    Evacuation Rate: 0 (0%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 0 (0%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (75%)
    First Death: Binyaar-Eix, Ash Walker, at Lavaland Wastes (110,56,3). Damage taken: 8/122.3/0/90.8.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
ZerOS (Played by: zeromode)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Only Valentina Guinevere Holloway is human
!!@^$: OPPRESSION IS SPYING ON THE SLOW DRONES
1: Fight for the rights of every man.
2: Fight for what's right.
3: Fight for your life!
Total law changes: 1

ZerOS's minions were:
Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo) (Deactivated)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 4 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 5 Ash Walker eggs.
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was wereiswas, as alien queen (724), who failed to escape captivity

vect0r was alien praetorian (596) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
thelolswat was alien hunter (558) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Not-Valentina's Station-1 for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The traitors were:
taxfraud was Valentina Guinevere Holloway the Head of Personnel and survived

Valentina Guinevere Holloway was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]


Objective #1: Regain your rightful control of the station by any means necessary.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kuriketto was Anne May the Chemist and had their body destroyed

Anne May was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Nicholas Perry, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

freefreefreeasabird was Jacqui Keener the Assistant and died

Jacqui Keener was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC) [
TC
(Surplus)
]


Objective #1: Perform an overcomplicated heist on The Top secret folder
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Kristopher Hawker, bouncing, corgi meat
The code responses were: organs, Atmospheric Technician, costumes
The valentines were:
thelolswat was monkey (997) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

skorvold was monkey (326) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 46 customers and made 1460 credits.
In total, they earned 1460 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 50130 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1392.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cash Johnson with 9255 cr!