Round ID: 256239
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 40 minutes and 17.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 16

    Evacuation Rate: 6 (37.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (31.2%)
    Survival Rate: 10 (62.5%)
    First Death: Old Head, Janitor, at Bar Lounge (107,88,2). Damage taken: 62.9/161.1/0/8.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
Surprise Me (Played by: wereiswas) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The changelings were:
mythicjavelin was Josue Endsley and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jone Deer, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Hug Jace Edwards 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Jace Edwards while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Jace Edwards while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Jace Edwards, the Chaplain. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 16 minutes and 2 seconds being near Jace Edwards!
The Obsessed was successful!

The traitors were:
bigboy911 was James Soda the Assistant and had their body destroyed

James Soda was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Silas Ward, the Captain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ikrarkjr was Jone Deer the Paramedic and survived

Jone Deer was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Stimpack (40% off!)
3 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (30% off!)
7 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful. Often used by agents to protect themselves against foes who rely on magic while it's held. Though, it can be used to heal and harm other people with decent effectiveness much like a regular bible. Can also be used in-hand to 'claim' it, granting you priest-like abilities -- no training required!
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]


Objective #1: Prevent James Soda, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Silas Ward, the Captain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

thatguythere03 was Knicks-The-Knacks the Assistant and died

Knicks-The-Knacks was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Issac Clark, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: assholes, Clown, flaccid, badness
The code responses were: banana honk, lockers
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 10711 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 669.438 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jone Deer with 1305 cr!