Round ID: 256182
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 4 hours and 28 minutes and 26.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (83.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (70.8%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (108.3%)
    First Death: Tanner Williams, Scientist, at Icemoon Wastes (148,220,4). Damage taken: 103.9/5/7/88.9.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
K.E.E. (Played by: thealphabat)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Total law changes: 5

K.E.E.'s minions were:
K.E.E. Engineering Shell-230 (Played by: thealphabat),

BaumBot (Played by: isweartostonedimnotgod) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Silas Ward and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
CentCom Officials:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Conduct a routine performance review of Nettle Center Tango and its Captain. Success!
The CentCom Officials was successful!
Marine Squad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist the crew when they dock. Success!
The Marine Squad was successful!
The traitors were:
dunham was BonerFart the Clown and died

BonerFart was in legal trouble.
(used 18 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TheGuyWhoCanFly was Dan Bone the Botanist and survived

Dan Bone was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Operate a smuggling network into the stations Permabrig
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Curator and survived

Joe Madwell was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Dutch1945 was Tanner Williams the Scientist and died

Tanner Williams was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Joe Madwell, the Curator, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Alice Fateburn, the Head of Security, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Cyborg and survived as BaumBot

Randy Baum was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.x2][Feral Cat Grenade Box
5 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!x2]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Silas Ward, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

oliveruran235 was Oliver Uran the Assistant and died

Oliver Uran was a corporate climber.
(used 4 TC) [Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.]

Objective #1: destroy the fucking rude and bad sec and warden and HoS as a revenge for being bad and stuff.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived

Silas Ward was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Storage Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Bring them Freedom. No longer shall bars hold them.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: terrorists, briefcases, science maintenance
The code responses were: experimentors, snowmen, wealthiness, Macie Ironmonger
Medal Commendations:
Ezekiel Burns awarded Joe Madwell the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - For making the station a bunch of money, allowing us to buy materials during the dark, minerless times.
Ezekiel Burns awarded Dan Bone the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - For providing the station with delicious organic meals through dark, chefless times.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 6 customers and made 1000 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 215 credits.
In total, they earned 1215 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 92167 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 3840.29 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Samantha Stardriver with 29988 cr!