Round ID: 256149
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 30 minutes and 15.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.4%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (29.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (29.2%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (62.5%)
    First Death: Todd Stall, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (180,46,4). Damage taken: 7.5/106.2/0/99.1.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Friend Computer (Played by: emeraldicus)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Friend Computer's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant) (Deactivated)
A paradox clone appeared on the station!
cookiecola was Tera Larson the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Tera Larson remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Tera Larson, the Head of Personnel's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
vandarkholme69 was Erin Shendel the Bartender and survived

Erin Shendel was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Feral Cat Grenade Box
5 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.][Failsafe Uplink Code
1 TC
When entered the uplink will self-destruct immediately.]

Objective #1: Make as many toxic concoctions as humanly possible without being caught.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Halycondaze was Hal Mar the Scientist and survived

Hal Mar was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 15 TC) [Detomatix disk
6 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Miniature Energy Crossbow (80% off!)
2 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]

Objective #1: Prevent Xestia Naenia, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

PyroCattrue was Dustin White the Chemist and survived

Dustin White was an MI13 agent.

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cheese, Skyler Hawkins, vehicles
The code responses were: briefcases, Sam Harrison, ores, wirecutters
Medal Commendations:
Tera Larson awarded Xestia Naenia the The OrdoM Memorial Medal For Excellence in Paperwork! - For ALL your hard work
Tera Larson awarded Nathan Higgins the nobel sciences award! - For being there when I needed you most
Tera Larson awarded Cassiopeia ZK the bronze heart medal! - I don't know how this ship would stay together without you
Tera Larson awarded Dustin White the Excellence in Bureaucracy Medal! - Please dont miss the next one
Tera Larson awarded Jone Deer the distinguished conduct medal! - you did that
Tera Larson awarded Barry Davis the medal of captaincy! - For being there in my time of need
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 47581 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1982.54 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Tera Larson with 20416 cr!