Round ID: 256073
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 39 minutes and 54.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.9%
    Total Population: 50

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (58%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (48%)
    Survival Rate: 41 (82%)
    First Death: Cassie Kine, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (87,129,2). Damage taken: 307.7/0/0/0.
    Round: Black Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Blob (Blob)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Space Ninja (Space Ninja)
Theseus (Played by: TagGamerGame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Theseus's minions were:
Automated Supermatter Unit (Played by: pratty420),
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)

Moth In A Terrarium: Mobile (Played by: mentaldecayed) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Santiago Reid and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The blobs were:
orchidfox was Blob Overmind (208) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was William Donkin the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 35 airlocks on the station. Success!
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in Auxiliary Base Construction. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Success!
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

The traitors were:
magical762x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Chaplain and survived

Jimmy Valentino was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [His Grace
20 TC
An incredibly dangerous weapon recovered from a station overcome by the grey tide. Once activated, He will thirst for blood and must be used to kill to sate that thirst. His Grace grants gradual regeneration and complete stun immunity to His wielder, but be wary: if He gets too hungry, He will become impossible to drop and eventually kill you if not fed. However, if left alone for long enough, He will fall back to slumber. To activate His Grace, simply unlatch Him.]

Objective #1: Cleanse this Station of all Evil, Restore Light to the Station
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Ishka0511 was Clint McDowell the Cargo Technician and died

Clint McDowell was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Assassinate Wilson Rash, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Theseus, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cujogaming was Santiago Reid the Medical Doctor and survived

Santiago Reid was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 15 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

mrmelbert was Joey Petunia-Licht the Cargo Technician and died

Joey Petunia-Licht was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 16 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: The HoS CANNOT AIM WORTH A DAMN. Teach them why that's kind of important?
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Station Engineer and survived

Wilson Rash was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

ballbunk was Does-No-Evil the Shaft Miner and died

Does-No-Evil was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

werewolfwil was Omar Jubaram the Geneticist and died

Omar Jubaram was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.]

Objective #1: Prevent May Highflyer, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Randy Baum, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

doctorpork was Zoe Carbonara the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed

Zoe Carbonara was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][Holoparasites (27% off!)
13 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Super Pointy Tape
1 TC
An all-purpose super pointy tape roll. The tape is built with hundreds of tiny metal needles, the roll comes with in 5 pieces. When added to items the item that was taped will embed when thrown at people. Taping people's mouthes with it will hurt them if pulled off by someone else.]

Objective #1: Prevent Mehki Philips, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived

Malloc B was a Champion of Evil!
(used 16 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate John Swoozleman, the Detective. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Toxoproctis Modesta, cabbages, happiness
The code responses were: Chemist, firing range, solars
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 50430 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1008.6 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Harold McDonald with 5585 cr!