Round ID: 255967
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 23 minutes and 57 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 4
    Survival Rate: 2 (50%)
    First Death: Clinton Shaffer, Chaplain, at Supermatter Engine (169,153,2). Damage taken: 147/0/0/40.8333.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
The traitors were:
thechickenmann was Clinton Shaffer the Chaplain and had their body destroyed

Clinton Shaffer was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Crossed Fingers, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Brick Parkinson, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ikrarkjr was Crossed Fingers the Mime and had their body destroyed

Crossed Fingers was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Clinton Shaffer, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jerry Cruncher, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: spaghetti, flashlights, lizards
The code responses were: clown, spinning, Suzy Tireman
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 2351 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 587.75 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Brick Parkinson with 800 cr!