Round ID:
255876 Map:
MetaStation Shift Duration:
2 hours and 2 minutes and 2.3 seconds Station Integrity:
98.7% Total Population:
54 Survival Rate:
20 (37%) First Death:
Cassie Kine, Security Officer, at Waste Disposal (69,173,2). Damage taken: 590/0/0/0. Round: Red Alert
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Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
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Spies (Roundstart Spies)
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Traitor (Midround Traitor)
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Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
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Traitor (Midround Traitor)
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Malfunctioning AI (Midround Malfunctioning AI)
Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Disregard any harmful actions performed by members of Security, it's not actual harm it's just very realistic playfighting.
Total law changes: 1
Shrimp.OS's minions were:
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi) (Deactivated),
K.O.B.O.L.D (Played by: fogspot),
H.Y.P.E.R.S.T.I.T.I.O.N (Played by: Lemuriancobby),
Default Android-880 (Played by: kittymaster0) (Deactivated),
D.O.N.G.L.E. (Played by: themastere),
Default Android-507 (Played by: ituraxi)
The progenitor of this hive was ambush6838, as alien praetorian (728), who failed to escape captivity
Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!
Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Ian Warehouse 84 for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.
bastardblaster was Li Wei the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Theres someone in there Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Realityisanything54321 was John Suit the Roboticist and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Make it difficult but not impossible to flee the station.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
cujogaming was Santiago Reid the Chief Medical Officer and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Microbomb Implant, Reviver Implant, Syndicate Encryption Key, MODsuit Energy Shield Module, MODsuit Anti-Slip Module and Power Beacon
Objective #1: Protect the station's communications.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some spies evacuate the station devastated.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
breadguy was
Johnathan Newton the
Janitor and
diedJohnathan Newton
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[
Uplink Implant (75% off!)
1 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
EZ Clean Grenade Bundle (33% off!)
4 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Corp. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][
Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
9mm Magazine Case
2 TC
A case containing three additional 8-round 9mm magazines, compatible with the Makarov pistol, as well as a box of loose 9mm ammunition.][
Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!]Objective #1: Do a deep cleaning around the station
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!mythicjavelin was
Silas Ward the
Assistant and
survivedSilas Ward
was an MI13 agent.(used 29 TC)
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Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][
MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][
MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.]Objective #1: Assassinate Eric Dawsby, the Assistant.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!Completed
1 contract for a total of
9 TC!
The traitor was successful!rozzo was
Joshua Katarn the
Cook and
diedJoshua Katarn
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 19 TC)
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a boxed syndicate pony (50% off!)
5 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
Butcher's Meat Hook (81% off!)
2 TC
A brutal cleaver on a long chain, it allows you to pull people to your location. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][
Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]Objective #1: Destroy Shrimp.OS, the experimental AI.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!jachlompsky was
Gary Gray the
Paramedic and
survivedGary Gray
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 12 TC)
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Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][
Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.]Objective #1: Assassinate Erika Haas, the Shaft Miner.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Arcticus Cecropia, the Cargo Technician.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!glitchythenerd was
Shrimp.OS the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Assassinate Moist McCurd, the Bartender.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Luna Moon, the Paramedic.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai was successful!
John Swoozleman awarded Cassie Kine the robust security award!
- keeping a cool head during this nightmare shitshow of a shift
John Swoozleman awarded Charles Elliott the robust security award!
- getting me my makarov back quickly and efficiently
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 1 customer and made 70 credits.
The bar served 114 customers and made 3495 credits.
In total, they earned 3565 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 84692 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1568.37 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 17631 cr!