Round ID: 255851
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 10 minutes and 15 seconds
    Station Integrity: 74.8%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (40.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (26.2%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (73.8%)
    First Death: Teebs-Ja, Atmospheric Technician, at Atmospherics (160,78,2). Damage taken: 0/191.5/0/14.1333.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
F.A.U.S.T. (Played by: tellaris)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@^^@: THE CREW MUST SWAP PLACES
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

F.A.U.S.T.'s minions were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The hypnotized victims were:
iansdoor was Vents-Hot-Air the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: You are the Traitor, working with Uwulia, lure a sssingularity to the ssstation and bring doom! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
MentalDecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: Hug Silent Witness 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Alice Wiedmann, Silent Witness's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 3 minutes around Silent Witness while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Silent Witness, the Mime. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 3 minutes and 50 seconds being near Unknown!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
GamerGrowth was Monkey Business and survived
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Pumpkin0 was Monkey Business and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The traitors were:
uwuer was Uwulia Arcana the Scientist and survived

Uwulia Arcana was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 25 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Power Beacon
4 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to an electric grid and activated, this large device pulls any active gravitational singularities or tesla balls towards it. This will not work when the engine is still in containment. Because of its size, it cannot be carried. Ordering this sends you a small beacon that will teleport the larger beacon to your location upon activation.
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[Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Simian Agent Reinforcements (83% off!)
1 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
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[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Lure a singularity to the station and bring doom!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

MentalDecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Cargo Technician and died

Arcticus Cecropia was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Take as much money as you can
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gmet was Gmet Mottezer the Chaplain and survived

Gmet Mottezer was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
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[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Cleo Syrenus, the Bartender. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: eyewear, tequila sunrise, Chaplain
The code responses were: irish coffee, flashes, robust, Cyborg
Medal Commendations:
Ernesto Pivovar awarded Robert Gusto the robust security award! - For police brutality
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 93855 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2234.64 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 48047 cr!