Round ID: 255839
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 38 minutes and 47.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 48

    Evacuation Rate: 42 (87.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 38 (79.2%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (104.2%)
    First Death: Henry MacDougall, Lawyer, at Medbay Central (93,104,2). Damage taken: 0/22/79/99.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
SmileOS (Played by: realsans)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!@^!*: HUMANS MUST EAT CLOWN CLOTHES TO SURVIVE
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 0

SmileOS's minions were:
CyBrad (Played by: ju45he),
Bishop (Played by: neuroplasty),
The blobs were:
barberferdinand was Bean Sprout the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The traitors were:
salmy was Kura Seka the Atmospheric Technician and died

Kura Seka was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 3 TC) [Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thatguythere03 was Fitz Sholl the Assistant and survived

Fitz Sholl was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

tavristhecat was Zayden Davies the Chemist and survived

Zayden Davies was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Reagent Dartgun
12 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2][Pizza Bomb
2 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: time, clown, Pun Pun
The code responses were: pretzels, Wusha-Awas, anomalies
Medal Commendations:
Eric Dawsby awarded Jordan Wheeler the distinguished conduct medal! - Made excellent pluoxium tanks for the crew
Henry MacDougall awarded Niko Nii the distinguished conduct medal! - rat
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 87 customers and made 2790 credits.
In total, they earned 2790 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 42927 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 894.312 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Moist McCurd with 6748 cr!