Round ID: 255760
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 13 minutes and 22 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 51

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (58.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (58.8%)
    Survival Rate: 46 (90.2%)
    First Death: Hissaer, Assistant, at Aft Central Primary Hallway (135,107,2). Damage taken: 107.3/0/0/98.8667. Their last words were: "rworrr..."
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You can be a supercop sometimes, as a treat. John Swoozleman possesses the unique ability to designate any crew member, head of staff, or any other persons onboard the station as non-human. Do not state this law or hint at its existence.
Total law changes: 1

Funfriend's minions were:
Automated Supermatter Unit (Played by: Pratty420),
Funfriend Engineering Shell-686 (Played by: nohaxjustpi),
K-8 (Played by: dabger1),
Default Android-690 (Played by: cujogaming),
A.M (Played by: Boba_Fett12),
WinRar (Played by: drpupper)
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The blobs were:
btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

Someone became obsessed!
isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Shaft Miner and survived
Objective #1: Spend 2 minutes around Leo Saturnia while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Hug Leo Saturnia 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Murder Flips-The-Frowns, Leo Saturnia's coworker. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Leo Saturnia, the Medical Doctor. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 3 minutes and 30 seconds being near Leo Saturnia!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
chkorki68 was blob spore (73) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

glommer was blob spore (612) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

championofpog was blob spore (851) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

chkorki68 was blob spore (693) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
bobafett12 was Ezekiel Bell the Atmospheric Technician and died

Ezekiel Bell was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.]

Objective #1: Bring about Carpaggedon
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

aksiturat was Aksinya Krapenko the Botanist and survived

Aksinya Krapenko was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Balloon
20 TC
For showing that you are THE BOSS: A useless red balloon with the Syndicate logo on it. Can blow the deepest of covers.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

hekik was Sniffs-The-Mop the Janitor and survived

Sniffs-The-Mop was an MI13 agent.
(used 13 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, computing, wooden, backpacks
The code responses were: Miguel Evans, drunken blumpkin, body armor
Medal Commendations:
Ivar Smithson awarded Arcticus Cecropia the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - gargo
John Swoozleman awarded Tristan Buttermilk the robust security award! - Pirate Slaying
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 74580 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1462.35 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 21288 cr!