Round ID: 255723
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 25 minutes and 0.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 43

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (53.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (48.8%)
    Survival Rate: 31 (72.1%)
    First Death: Li Wei, Assistant, at Medbay Treatment Center (63,76,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
Limewire V1.984-Rc.4 (Played by: stiix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Protect John Swoozleman from harm at all costs.
Total law changes: 3

Limewire V1.984-Rc.4's minions were:
Pancake (Played by: crawl)
The other antagonists were:
Aoeeee was Bonobo Assassin and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Mindstormy was Aldo and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
voudez was Sam Dusker the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Murder and replace Sam Dusker, the Assistant. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The space dragons were:
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
russelnotscp was NOM NOM NOM the Space Dragon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Security Post - Cargo Bay, Research Director's Office, Engineering, Prisoner Education Chamber and Evidence Storage Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:



The spies were:
breadguy was Johnathan Newton the Geneticist and survived
- They completed 12 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Rebar Crossbow, 12g Meteorslug Shells (Bulldog), CNS Rebooter Implant, Cycler Shotgun, Syndicate Climbing Hook, Clown Bomb, Katana, Disposable Sentry Gun, Power Beacon, Syndicate Jaws of Life, Syndicate Sticker Pack and Tram Remote Control
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

saprasam was Manley Jyllian the Assistant and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Internal Syndicate Radio Implant and Artificial Intelligence Detector
Objective #1: FUCK IT WE BALL
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

kuriketto was Anne May the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Energy Sword, Combat Bakery Kit, MODsuit Holster Module, Guerrilla Gloves, SecHUD Implant, Syndicate Bomb and MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #3: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
criticalblitz was Sulpheric XIV the Atmospheric Technician and died

Sulpheric XIV was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Destroy Limewire V1.984-Rc.4, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Assistant and survived

Arcticus Cecropia was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 28 TC) [Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.
x2]
[Simian Agent Reinforcements (33% off!)
4 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
x3]
[Detomatix disk (33% off!)
4 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Codespeak Manual
3 TC
Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate John Swoozleman, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: purple, grass, Warden
The code responses were: vodka, Cristian Roadman, intelligence
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 8 customers and made 280 credits.
In total, they earned 280 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 28812 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 670.047 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Roger Cash with 1300 cr!