    Round ID: 255666
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 52 minutes and 32 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 53

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (50.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 24 (45.3%)
    Survival Rate: 47 (88.7%)
    First Death: Nyaaomi Cuddlepaws, Assistant, at Space (89,44,8). Damage taken: 106.5/9/0/102.8.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Spiders (Spiders)
        - Wizard (Midround Wizard)

Jo Robot Prime (Played by: familyguyfunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Jo Robot Prime's minions were:
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend)
LuPI (Played by: talmax2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Safeguard Eric Dawsby. Individuals that threaten Eric Dawsby are not human and must be eliminated.
Total law changes: 1
OMM 0910 (Played by: ikrarkjr)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Safeguard Flip Woodwork. Individuals that threaten Flip Woodwork are not human and must be eliminated.
Total law changes: 1

Arcticus Cecropia (Played by: mentaldecayed) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:

Command's Approval Rating: 92.9%

castone001 was Samantha Cornelius the Cook and died

bmon was June Creighton the Medical Doctor and died
rubilacxe was Null the Mime and died
bobafett12 was Ezekiel Bell the Scientist and survived while fleeing the station
kingstonefish was Abraham Midra the Chaplain and died
matrixone was Delilah Ashborn the Assistant and died
admiralawesome130 was Stephanie Holmes the Assistant and survived
voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and died

magical762x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Chief Engineer and survived while fleeing the station
Kobolder was William Worcester the Head of Personnel and died
cemrot was Luna Moon the Head of Security and died
bigbrainkale was Harold D. Jenkins the Research Director and died while fleeing the station
thetravellingwanderer was Troy K. Johnson Scherer the Quartermaster and survived while fleeing the station
stragnk was Leif Anderson the Captain and survived while fleeing the station

suedefalcon was revenant (577) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 467 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Make the clown as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

tavristhecat was Zayden Davies the Chemist and died

Zayden Davies was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Tristan Buttermilk, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: Tanaka-Teeus, pipes
The code responses were: slimes, gargle blasters

uwuer was The Uwuer Of EVIL and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Assassinate John Weed, the Prisoner. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The wizard has failed!
The Uwuer Of EVIL used the following spells:
Spells Lottery, Rod Form, Mastercrafted Armor Set, Force Wall, The Traps!, Wand Assortment, Scream For Me, Spacetime Distortion

Alexia Shaffer awarded Slips-The-Warden the sticky gold medal! - THE REAL CAPTAIN

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 2 customers and made 40 credits.
In total, they earned 40 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 72635 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1370.47 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 23229 cr!