    Round ID: 255618
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 20 minutes and 35.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.5%
    Total Population: 62
    Survival Rate: 52 (83.9%)
    First Death: Pip Pop, Mime, at Bar Lounge (142,131,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Revolution (Latejoin Revolution)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)

Theseus (Played by: taggamergame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Total law changes: 7

Theseus's minions were:
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime)

The blood brothers were:

terridavis was Ronald Hook the Scientist and survived
Kaizerbuns was Jace Sagan the Research Director and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Cranjis McDunk, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Hook & Sagan have failed!

The blood brothers were:

gmet was Gmet Mottezer the Assistant and survived
bowlfork was Apollo-Juniper the Assistant and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kara Mason, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Mottezer & Apollo-Juniper have failed!

Command's Approval Rating: 61.2%

fatorangutan was Neeco Belyich the Station Engineer and survived

crudbo was Aaron Bode the Chemist and survived
realsans was Flips-The-Frowns the Janitor and survived
oworaviolitime was Nova Strafford the Chemist and survived
ifzoey was Kara Mason the Paramedic and survived
sharkle333 was Astora Frey the Psychologist and survived
aurumdude was Markis DeVries the Coroner and survived
terridavis was Ronald Hook the Scientist and survived
pyrocattrue was Dustin White the Scientist and survived
duodourden was John Radic the Roboticist and survived
mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Medical Doctor and survived
jaffersin was Dermot Dinks the Medical Doctor and survived
johnhenryeton was Licoreina Eton the Medical Doctor and survived
loafing34 was Harold Pimple the Medical Doctor and survived
lemuriancobby was Brycen Rader the Medical Doctor and survived
alexguinea was Butch Finlay the Visiting Engineer and died
blackknight1030 was Cody Jenner the Roboticist and survived
uhavesmallpp was John Fisher the Geneticist and survived
cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Station Engineer and survived
tellaris was Johann Faust the Paramedic and survived
familyguyfunny was Leland Kemble the Station Engineer and survived

sushisalad was Mimi Mahouria the Chief Engineer and died
tostah was Brycen Morberly the Captain and had their body destroyed
cujogaming was Jake Roberts the Chief Medical Officer and had their body destroyed
Kaizerbuns was Jace Sagan the Research Director and survived while fleeing the station
jibreel was Caroline Treeby the Head of Personnel and survived while fleeing the station

tavristhecat was Agent Armando the Space Pirate and died
aoeeee was Agent Madelynn the Space Pirate and died
glx70 was Head Auditor Jameson the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

spacesmithers was Smithers Mohawk the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: It's all part of your plan. Everything. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Jace Sagan awarded Ronald Hook the nobel sciences award! - For knowing and understanding Toxins while making a lot of Tritium.

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 29 customers and made 1060 credits.
In total, they earned 1060 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 47056 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 758.968 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 4480 cr!