Round ID: 255533
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 8 minutes and 45.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (38.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (36.7%)
    Survival Rate: 43 (71.7%)
    First Death: Miss White, Mime, at Lavaland Wastes (108,26,4). Damage taken: 0/203/0/30.9.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Nuclear Operatives (Roundstart Nukeops)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Brie (Played by: Uwumacaronitime)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&%#!: MROW MROW MRRRP MROW MROW MEW
!#$!%: ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW HILARIOUS CLOWNS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Brie's minions were:
H.Y.P.E.R.S.T.I.T.I.O.N (Played by: Lemuriancobby),
D.O.N.G.L.E. (Played by: themastere),
Shade Operatives:
Shade operatives have earned Darwin Award!
Shade operatives blew up something that wasn't Sned mi 53 beer pls and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't do that!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 46 TC) [Reviver Implant
8 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon.][CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard) (78% off!)
3 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit). Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Box of Throwing Weapons (66% off!)
1 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2]
The changelings were:
p8on125 was Payton Kindred the Assistant and survived
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Apollo-Juniper, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Rides-The-Lightning, the Curator while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
ballbunk was Does-No-Evil the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of Piper Howard while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Eddie Griffiths, Piper Howard's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Piper Howard while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Piper Howard, the Mime. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 20 seconds being near Piper Howard!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
doctorpork was Zoe Carbonara the Roboticist and survived

Zoe Carbonara was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: welder fuel, Quartermaster, empty, fat
The code responses were: cloning equipment, synthmeat, Pun Pun
The valentines were:
voudez was Ricky Dean and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

castone001 was Julie Ward and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

sushisalad was Dolores Stephenson and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39333 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 655.55 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bob Bobson with 2313 cr!