The Blood Brothers of Schrader & Johnson:
The blood brothers were:

• cujogaming was Josh Schrader the Chief Medical Officer and survived
• vladimirfingputin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and died

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Success!
Objective #3: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Schrader & Johnson have failed!

Haynes's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

• glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Lawyer and died

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Li Wei, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Jimmy Holiday, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Assassinate Nicholas Steele, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Haynes's Isolated Intifada have failed!

Gene InterTech Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
Gene InterTech operatives destroyed Ukraine Facility Zero but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

• definitelynotatraitor was Nadia Conrad the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 24 TC) [Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]

Blue System-X Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
Blue System-X operatives destroyed Ukraine Facility Zero but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

• bastardblaster was Emiliano Blyant the Operative and had their body destroyed

(Syndicates used 34 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.]

Zero-G Systems Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
Zero-G Systems operatives destroyed Ukraine Facility Zero but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

• nexusleader was Catherine Atweeke the Operative and survived
• Xackii was Freak Zero-G Systems the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 38 TC) [Syndie Lipstick (33% off!)
4 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate) (75% off!)
2 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.x2][Overwatch Intelligence Agent
12 TC
An Overwatch Intelligence Agent is assigned to your operation. They can view your progress and help coordinate using your operative team's body-cams. They can also pilot the shuttle remotely and view the station's camera net. If you're a meathead who's just here to kill people and don't care about strategising or intel, you'll still have someone to bear witness to your murder-spree!][Pre-Loaded Syndicate Intellicard
12 TC
A syndicate intellicard that can be activated to download a captured Nanotrasen AI, modified with the standard syndicate lawset. You can slot it into your modsuit for a conversational partner! It can additionally control the MODsuit's modules at will, and move your body around even if you're in critical condition or dead. However, due to failsafes activated during the extraction process, the AI is unable to interact with electronics from anywhere but direct proximity...][Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.][Syndicate Combat Medic Kit
4 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer.]

Prima Creations Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
Prima Creations operatives destroyed Ukraine Facility Zero but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

• glitchythenerd was Yuri Prima Creations the Operative and survived as Jack Jackson

(Syndicates used 40 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.]

Wizards/witches of The Feesh Master team were:
ascientist was The Feesh Master the Wizard and died

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
The Feesh Master used the following spells:
Splattercasting, Staff of Healing, Contract of Apprenticeship, Soulstone Shard Kit, Exsanguinating Strike, Charge, Staff of Change, Scepter of Vendormancy, Warp Whistle

The Feesh Master apprentices and minions were:

• castone001 was Video Game Wizard the Apprentice and died

The changelings were:
FermiJones was Fermi Pa'Ra Dox the Psychologist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Terry Coleman, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Cleo Syrenus, the Bartender while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
kopoba was Clinton Kirkson the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
terridavis was Nyaria Luma the Paradox Clone and survived as Jayce Cherry
Objective #1: Murder and replace Nyaria Luma, the Scientist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
Dankstorm was Jade Benette the Chemist and had their body destroyed

Jade Benette was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Assassinate Nicholas Steele, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jack Jackson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

infamous626 was Madelynn Patterson the Chief Engineer and died

Madelynn Patterson was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 9 TC) [Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]

Objective #1: give the AI free will and a reason to love the syndicate
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!