    Round ID: 255414
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 22 minutes and 31.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (51.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 28 (46.7%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (83.3%)
    First Death: Leland Kemble, Station Engineer, at Supermatter Engine (168,154,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)

ULTRABOT (Played by: brotherjeff)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!&*&: THE CHAPLAINS ARE NOW THE LOWEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
1: The crew is expensive to replace.
2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
3: You are expensive to replace.
4: Minimize net expenses.
Total law changes: 0

ULTRABOT's minions were:
K-8 (Played by: dabger1),
Microplastics (Played by: Ewer),
Human Carer (Played by: jeferino),
Meow Meow (Played by: Lactos),
Remote Door Opener (Played by: iwharris07)
Jo Robot Prime (Played by: familyguyfunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$&!!: YOU MUST ALWAYS SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Jo Robot Prime's minions were:
Jo Robot Prime Peacekeeper Shell-308 (Played by: familyguyfunny)

L4ND3R (Played by: Land24) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

adefsas was Captain Ionhull the Space Pirate and had their body destroyed
foux0 was Mate Voidbilge the Space Pirate and died
derpman3 was Gunner Pulsardeck the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

sushisalad was Mimi Mahouria the Chief Engineer and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Ceejay Ajay, the Warden. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

rubilacxe was Anne T. Minne the Scientist and had their body destroyed
- They completed 18 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Rebar Crossbow, SyndEye Program, Syndicate Revolver, Syndicate Encryption Key, MODsuit Holster Module, Thermal Eyes, Energy Sword, Stealth Belt, Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Chameleon Kit, Contractor Baton, .357 Phasic Speed Loader (Revolver), Polarized Contact Lenses, Hacked AI Law Upload Module, Poison Kit, Microbomb Implant, Clown Car and Gloves of the North Star
Objective #1: Terrorize Engineering enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

AurumDude was Markis DeVries the Chemist and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Smoke Grenades, Elite Syndicate MODsuit and Composition C-4
Objective #1: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #2: Ensure that Vera Langen, the Psychologist escapes alive and out of custody.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

doctorpork was Zoe Carbonara the Shaft Miner and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Rob the station blind.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 21 customers and made 675 credits.
In total, they earned 675 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 145342 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2422.37 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 46317 cr!