Round ID: 255301
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 27 minutes and 40.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 16

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (62.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (50%)
    Survival Rate: 14 (87.5%)
    First Death: Marco Fraser as Unknown, Hermit, at Icemoon Caves (29,187,2). Damage taken: 91.7/22.5/0/92.2.
    Round: Blue Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
Video.Mp4 (Played by: crispr2001)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%^$#: THE SCIENTISTS ARE NOW SEVENTY WOBBLY SYNDICATE AGENTS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
Total law changes: 0

Video.Mp4's minions were:
Someone became obsessed!
hollandaisesauce was Maria Williams the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Andre Mortrand while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Ilya Frost, Andre Mortrand's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Andre Mortrand 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Andre Mortrand, the Assistant. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 53 minutes and 50 seconds being near Andre Mortrand!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
salmy was Kura Seka the Bartender and died

Kura Seka was an MI13 agent.
(used 17 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Luke Zadovsky, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: loud, nuka cola, Morgan Parker
The code responses were: Detective, colorful, screwdrivers
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 6 customers and made 150 credits.
In total, they earned 150 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 19549 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1221.81 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Luke Zadovsky with 2715 cr!