Round ID: 255177
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 12 minutes and 19.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 25 (83.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 18 (60%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (113.3%)
    First Death: Mia Melanie, Quartermaster, at Medbay Lobby (146,122,4). Damage taken: 200/0/0/1.5.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

S.I.M.I (Played by: hachiru2123) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Microplastics (Played by: ewer) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The other antagonists were:
jackmoloney was Clown Honkerbelle and survived
The Emergency Response Officer was successful!

coolzmanz was Clown The Unfun Uncle and survived
The Emergency Response Officer was successful!

isweartostonedimnotgod was Clown Freckle and survived
The Emergency Response Officer was successful!

The traitors were:
borisvanmemes was Tam Lin the Paramedic and survived

Tam Lin was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][Failsafe Uplink Code
1 TC
When entered the uplink will self-destruct immediately.][.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

BobDABuilder9001 was Fights-Them-All the Assistant and died

Fights-Them-All was a Champion of Evil!

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: hats, insulting, boxes, incinerator, Bitrunner
The code responses were: colorfulness, shaking, waste disposal
Medal Commendations:
Clown Freckle awarded Clown Honkerbelle the distinguished conduct medal! - For serious clowning
Clown Freckle awarded Vera Langen the distinguished conduct medal! - For being so gosh darn sweet and kind
Clown Freckle awarded Null the distinguished conduct medal! - For being a lizard!
Jordan Wheeler awarded Jordan Wheeler the medal of captaincy! - i found this medal so it makes me the captain now
Clown Freckle awarded Poppy Collins the robust security award! - For outstanding contributions to jazz
Clown Freckle awarded Captain Quaalude the medal of valor! - For clowning around
Clown Freckle awarded Chip Mosser the medal of valor! - This one is actually for being incompetent
Clown Freckle awarded Alexi Fedorovich the bronze heart medal! - For trying
Clown Freckle awarded monkey (721) the nobel sciences award! - Just look at him. He deserves it
Clown Freckle awarded Markis DeVries the nobel sciences award! - For pushnig the bounds of food science
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 9618760 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 320625 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Mia Melanie with 8441168 cr!