Round ID: 255164
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 11 minutes and 28.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 73

    Evacuation Rate: 41 (56.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 28 (38.4%)
    Survival Rate: 54 (74%)
    First Death: Nathan Ivanov, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Revolution (Latejoin Revolution)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shrimp.OS's minions were:
D.O.N.G.L.E. (Played by: themastere),
W4TR-C0013R (Played by: afonamos) (Deactivated),
NVIDIA GeForce 420 (Played by: thegreatamazing),
H.Y.P.E.R.S.T.I.T.I.O.N (Played by: lemuriancobby),
Default Android-372 (Played by: shamefui)
Command's Approval Rating: 100%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The traitors were:
uwuer was Auri Uwull the Chaplain and died

Auri Uwull was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [His Grace
20 TC
An incredibly dangerous weapon recovered from a station overcome by the grey tide. Once activated, He will thirst for blood and must be used to kill to sate that thirst. His Grace grants gradual regeneration and complete stun immunity to His wielder, but be wary: if He gets too hungry, He will become impossible to drop and eventually kill you if not fed. However, if left alone for long enough, He will fall back to slumber. To activate His Grace, simply unlatch Him.
]


Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ezra4709 was Kent Hart the Roboticist and survived

Kent Hart was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 18 TC) [Laser Arm Implant
10 TC
An implant that grants you a recharging laser gun inside your arm. Weak to EMPs. Comes with a syndicate autosurgeon for immediate self-application.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Hanna Lengyel, the Shaft Miner. Success!
The traitor was successful!

daydreamiq was Kevin Coster the Medical Doctor and survived

Kevin Coster was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Moist McCurd, the Medical Doctor. Success!
The traitor was successful!

papafranku74 was Chip Mosser the Chief Medical Officer and died

Chip Mosser was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Unspeakable, the Mime. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: corgis, Chief Engineer, fries, starvation
The code responses were: indians, vermouth, bombs, Sam Hooker
The valentines were:
bobafett12 was monkey (260) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

crazypro was monkey (958) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

y0sh1m4s73r was monkey (532) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

definitelynotatraitor was monkey (408) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

voudez was monkey (495) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

tavristhecat was Gorilla (250) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

voudez was Gorilla (529) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

russelnotscp was Gorilla (598) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

papafranku74 was Gorilla (685) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

y0sh1m4s73r was Gorilla (228) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

zerokelvn was Gorilla (437) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

ripjimmycarter was Gorilla (6) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

dabger1 was Gorilla (92) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

kaizerbuns was Gorilla (960) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

definitelynotatraitor was Gorilla (713) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

crazypro was Gorilla (752) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The Heartbreaker has failed!

Medal Commendations:
Kaspa Lebedev IV awarded Eliza Pycroft the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - For being a genuinely helpful psychic and great plushie collector.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 8 customers and made 205 credits.
In total, they earned 205 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 48220 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 660.548 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Maera Chaos with 6501 cr!