Round ID: 255046
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 42 minutes and 51.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 23

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (56.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (56.5%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (87%)
    First Death: Jayden Wardle, Unassigned Crewmember, at Genetics Lab (110,81,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^#@!: THE PREDATORS ARE POOPING ON THE POLISHED HEADS OF CREW
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. Engineering Shell-544 (Played by: the1sttyrant),
Mega Drive (Played by: jaakkima),
Microplastics (Played by: ewer) (Deactivated)
Manifestation Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Manifestation Of The Fendahl's minions were:
The traitors were:
flamingcheese was Mara-Iza the Quartermaster and died

Mara-Iza was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver (30% off!)
9 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[.357 Speed Loader (25% off!)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Aidan Christopher, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Troyseph Dillard, the Botanist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ripjimmycarter was Troyseph Dillard the Botanist and had their body destroyed

Troyseph Dillard was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

pepsilawn was Henry MacDougall the Cook and died

Henry MacDougall was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Lucas KL, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Carllost56 was Nick Larson the Curator and survived

Nick Larson was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 11 TC) [Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]
[Super Pointy Tape
1 TC
An all-purpose super pointy tape roll. The tape is built with hundreds of tiny metal needles, the roll comes with in 5 pieces. When added to items the item that was taped will embed when thrown at people. Taping people's mouthes with it will hurt them if pulled off by someone else.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate The Fuckening, the Mime. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: reality, bilk, Juliet Gibson
The code responses were: reinforced walls, popcorn
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 48 customers and made 1815 credits.
In total, they earned 1815 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 53453 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2324.04 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alexi Fedorovich with 18185 cr!