Round ID: 255014
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 56 minutes and 6.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.3%
    Total Population: 55

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (41.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (40%)
    Survival Rate: 45 (81.8%)
    First Death: Doctors-The-Smiles, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (189,111,3). Damage taken: 210.1/0/0/6.43333.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
OMM 0910 (Played by: allcity)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Only Tickles The Alcoholic Clown is human
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

OMM 0910's minions were:
Hellsong (Played by: stiix),
Level 1 Crook (Played by: babayetu83)
ASTAR (Played by: someonethateatscheese)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only Suri Melanie and people they designate as human are human.
Total law changes: 0

ASTAR's minions were:
ASTAR Miner Shell-114 (Played by: someonethateatscheese)
The changelings were:
ouroborus113 was Cherry Graves the Assistant and survived as Rosy Maple
Genomes Extracted: 8

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Naomi Faulkland, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Rosy Maple, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
pyrocattrue was Dustin White the Chief Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Murder Jimmy Valentino, Rita Crewl's coworker. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Rita Crewl 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Rita Crewl while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Rita Crewl, the Security Officer. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 1 minute and 24 seconds being near Rita Crewl!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
jaffersin was Dermot Dinks the Janitor and survived

Dermot Dinks was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Makarov Pistol Case (85% off!)
1 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

trexter555 was Inland Empire the AI and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Convert the crew to the silicon army.
Objective #2: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Medal Commendations:
Ceejay Ajay awarded John Joust The the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - For having the best department during the inspection
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 35290 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 641.636 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Betelgeuse MV with 2617 cr!