Round ID: 255000
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 4 hours and 14 minutes and 3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 25

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (72%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (68%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (100%)
    First Death: Joe Bart, Scientist, at Research and Development (123,106,2). Damage taken: 174.5/0/0/30.5333.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Manifestation Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Manifestation Of The Fendahl's minions were:
The other antagonists were:
carllost56 was Dread Pirate Found the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: GET BOOTY
Objective #2: GET... WENCHES?
Objective #3: SCRATCH THAT LAST ONE... GET MORE BOOTY!
Objective #4: USE NOTHING BUT YER CUTLASS OR YER NOT A REAL PIRATE!
The Delusional Pirate has failed!

The traitors were:
deathrobotpunch1 was Sarah Collins the Assistant and died

Sarah Collins was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [a boxed syndicate pony (80% off!)
2 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][combat first aid kit
3 TC
An medkit meant for combat support, it contains. Two medicated sutures and mesh, Gauze, Advanced health analyzer, And as last atropine medipenx2][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Prevent Clive Langstroth, the Cook, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

oliveruran235 was Oliver Uran the Assistant and survived

Oliver Uran was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Maxwell Combs, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: crabs, manly dorfs, committed
The code responses were: reinforced walls, Head of Security, recreational holodeck
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 33165 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1326.6 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Luke Zadovsky with 5347 cr!