Round ID: 254914
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 18.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 41
    Survival Rate: 14 (34.1%)
    First Death: John Joust The, Scientist, at Lavaland Wastes (61,176,4). Damage taken: 85/71/0/64. Their last words were: "GOD DAMMIT I ... MISTIMED IT..."
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
Meow Meow (Played by: lactos)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Meow Meow's minions were:
The blobs were:
finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Coroner and survived as Blob Overmind (681)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

The other antagonists were:
kobolder was blob spore (58) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

iamcooldan was blob spore (661) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

excalibot was blobbernaut (178) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

AurumDude was blob spore (437) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

cookiecola was blob spore (965) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

bobdabuilder9001 was blobbernaut (938) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

darkfudge was blob zombie (737) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uwuer was blob zombie (986) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

definitelynotatraitor was blobbernaut (386) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

iamcooldan was blob zombie (845) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

darkfudge was blob zombie (180) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

excalibot was blob zombie (991) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

iamcooldan was blob zombie (692) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

kenojono12342 was blob zombie (714) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

excalibot was blob zombie (228) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
blockaboo was Markis DeVries the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Murder and replace Markis DeVries, the Cook. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
liljackrabbit25 was Grumble Shimmerbeard the Station Engineer and survived

Grumble Shimmerbeard was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 32 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.x2][Miniature Energy Crossbow (50% off!)
5 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Contractor Pinpointer
1 TC
A pinpointer that finds targets even without active suit sensors. Due to taking advantage of an exploit within the system, it can't pinpoint to the same accuracy as the traditional models. Becomes permanently locked to the user that first activates it.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate John Joust The, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 3 contracts for a total of 14 TC!

The traitor was successful!

kuriketto was Anne May the Scientist and survived

Anne May was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Jace Sagan, the Chemist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 3 TC!

The traitor has failed!

Suhii was Tatsu Kin the Botanist and died

Tatsu Kin was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate William Worcester, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: petes, americanism, Jonathon Siegrist
The code responses were: corn, space pirates
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 35721 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 871.244 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 5506 cr!