Round ID: 254812
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 13.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 35 (74.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 31 (66%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (102.1%)
    First Death: Mia Melanie, Research Director, at Research Division (117,107,2). Damage taken: 229.4/0/0/1.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Blob (Blob)
        - Spiders (Spiders)
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: The1stTyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Eleanor Hjalt is not human, and causes human harm if not in security custody or imprisoned.
Total law changes: 7

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
D.E.R.P. (Played by: derpman3)
The blobs were:
kidgenius702 was Blob Overmind (365) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
aarontheidiot was blobbernaut (458) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

taggamergame2 was blob zombie (222) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
smugbug was Eleanor Hjalt the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Murder and replace Eleanor Hjalt, the Roboticist. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
wildorado was Bailey Wilo the Cook and died

Bailey Wilo was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Tam Lin, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

annihilite was Hans Heisenberg the Chaplain and died

Hans Heisenberg was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 6 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Brett Oneal, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thekruk was Eleanor Hjalt the Roboticist and died

Eleanor Hjalt was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: oppression, service hallway, Chief Engineer
The code responses were: changelings, Hypomartyria Goniosigma
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 116163 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2471.55 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Tam Lin with 54809 cr!