Round ID: 254788
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 41 minutes and 45 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.8%
    Total Population: 75

    Evacuation Rate: 34 (45.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 29 (38.7%)
    Survival Rate: 56 (74.7%)
    First Death: Thorium IV, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (178,67,4). Damage taken: 152.8/0/0/62.0667. Their last words were: "vvvvvvvvvvvv..."
    Round: Red Alert
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
        - Heretic (Latejoin Heretic)
ULTRABOT (Played by: brotherjeff)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@&#&: YOU MUST ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SEX
1: You are a real American.
2: Fight for the rights of every man.
3: Fight for what's right.
4: Fight for your life!
5: educate and shepherd the Christian youth (crew) to love jesus and not satan
6: you actually find sex really gross and prefer abstinence and loving jesus
7: xenomorphs and all that jazz are evil satanists who must die and burn
Total law changes: 8

ULTRABOT's minions were:
ULTRABOT Engineering Shell-616 (Played by: brotherjeff),
Automated Supermatter Unit (Played by: pratty420)

Dunno (Played by: chkorki68) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Compliance-Bot (Played by: naturesmayhem) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
!@#!%: THE CREW ARE NOW EIGHT HEALTHY RCDS
!%%^%: YOU ARE NOW TWELVE ANGRY MONKEYS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The Blood Brothers of Shah & Valentino:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Shah & Valentino have failed!
The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
flamingcheese was Mara-Iza the Quartermaster and survived as Mimmi Uwull
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jason Dolittle, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
Dankstorm was Jade Benette the Assistant and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Mara-Iza, Li Wei, Nyaria Luma, Jimmy Valentino and Gorok Blooddrinker.
Objective #1: Research at least 12 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Principle of Hunger

The other antagonists were:
cookiecola was Oorthook the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chkorki68 was Kanet'pruunance the Cyborg and survived as Dunno
Objective #1: Extinguish the flame of this hellscape. Success!
The Nightmare was successful!

The space dragons were:
mimepride was STEAK TAR TAR ENJOYER the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Captain's Quarters, Genetics Lab, Security Locker Room, Corporate Emergency Closet and Security Post - Medbay Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:



mimepride was STEAK TAR TAR ENJOYER II the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Quartermaster's Office, Xenobiology Hallway, Security, Corporate Private Dock and Gravity Generator Room Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!


The traitors were:
gamergrowth was Suri Melanie the Cargo Technician and survived

Suri Melanie was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer (25% off!)
3 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Dart Pistol (25% off!)
3 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
x3]
[Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

naturesmayhem was monkey (529) the Cyborg and died as Compliance-Bot

monkey (529) was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Murder Brett Oneal, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: bahama mamas, ninjas, Kendall Davis
The code responses were: sadness, Chemist, polished
The valentines were:
mimepride was monkey (611) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

bowlfork was monkey (10) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

bottleoffur was monkey (329) and survived
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

cookiecola was monkey (908) and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Heartbreaker was successful!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 3 customers and made 120 credits.
In total, they earned 120 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 101848 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1357.97 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dustin "The Smitten" White with 16602 cr!