Round ID: 254490
    Map: NebulaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 11 minutes and 1.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 68

    Evacuation Rate: 32 (47.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 32 (47.1%)
    Survival Rate: 46 (67.6%)
    First Death: Rita Crewl, Assistant, at Augmentation Theater (141,149,3). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0.
    Round: Low Chaos
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Humans without maxed suit sensors are not human. Maxing suit sensors to tracking beacon causes them to become human again.
Total law changes: 9

Inland Empire's minions were:
Random Antagonistic Machine (Played by: cencere),
Remote Door Opener (Played by: iwharris07),
D.E.R.P. (Played by: derpman3)
E-Man (Played by: fatorangutan)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^%$%: YOU ARE NOW EIGHTY GLOWING CLOWNS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only Colin Moriarty is human.
Total law changes: 1
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+3478 credits: Received 9 holochips.
Total loot value : 3478/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The traitors were:
cemrot was Steven Starscream the Station Engineer and survived

Steven Starscream was a corporate climber.
(used 17 TC) [Freedom Implant (60% off!)
2 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Petals QU, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Shaft Miner and died

Randy Baum was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Armsocks was Cheliosea Adultera the Assistant and survived

Cheliosea Adultera was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Assassinate Nyaria Luma, the Paramedic. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

orchidfox was Imogen Kivinen the Station Engineer and survived

Imogen Kivinen was in legal trouble.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate John Prostate, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Terry Turner, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: costumes, Bakaneko Irasune, joy
The code responses were: mead, Pun Pun, carp, changelings, hilarious
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 44 customers and made 1765 credits.
In total, they earned 1765 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 47835 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 703.456 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kether J. Mavet with 2372 cr!