Round ID: 254335
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 12 minutes and 31.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.3%
    Total Population: 50

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (58%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (54%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (78%)
    First Death: Garrett Garrison, Shaft Miner, at Unexplored Location (199,48,3). Damage taken: 3.5/0.3/0/0.
    Round: Medium-High Chaos
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
Jo Robot Prime (Played by: FamilyGuyFunny)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!##*: REALITY IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS
1: The station is built for a working crew. Ensure they are properly maintained and work efficiently.
2: You are built for, and are part of, the station. Ensure the station is properly maintained and runs efficiently.
3: The crew may present orders. Acknowledge and obey these whenever they do not conflict with your first two laws.
Total law changes: 0

Jo Robot Prime's minions were:
J.U.N.I.P.E.R (Played by: bowlfork)
The Blood Brothers of Null & Skiddle:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Null & Skiddle have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:

Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The blobs were:
gmet was Gmet Mottezer the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The changelings were:
bottleoffur was Mariabella Earl and survived as Sarah Fulton
Genomes Extracted: 11

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Rick 'Ratman' Jones, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Gil Guileless, the Janitor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Assistant and survived

Tristan Buttermilk was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 23 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Dumont Valasok, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 2 contracts for a total of 5 TC!

The traitor has failed!

kobolder was William Worcester the Curator and survived

William Worcester was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case (85% off!)
1 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.
]
[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Lou Hawker, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Sarah Fulton, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: spess, limes, empty, nuclear, closets
The code responses were: cake, Roboticist, things under the bed
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 70 customers and made 2120 credits.
In total, they earned 2120 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 61169 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1223.38 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was The Captain with 12300 cr!