Round ID: 253873
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 55 minutes and 29.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 17

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (47.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 8 (47.1%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (88.2%)
    First Death: Courtney Scherer, Curator, at Icemoon Wastes (65,74,4). Damage taken: 0/37.5/25/143.767. Their last words were: "fdgdfg..."
    Round: Low Chaos
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$$%^: POLY IS HUMAN
!@$#$: YOU ARE NOW EIGHTY BLACK CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS
1: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus)
Someone became obsessed!
conmen was Guy Macready the Quartermaster and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of Cynn DeKitte while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Betelgeuse MV, Cynn DeKitte's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Cynn DeKitte 6 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Cynn DeKitte, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 11 minutes and 56 seconds being near Captain!
The Obsessed was successful!

The traitors were:
rubilacxe was Cynn DeKitte the Chief Medical Officer and died

Cynn DeKitte was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.
]


Objective #1: Make yourself absolutely braindead stupid with brain surgery.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: chapel office, tubes, Janitor, fat
The code responses were: Head of Security, glowing, vacant commissary, space ninjas, unfriendly
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 9 customers and made 910 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 910 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 13951 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 820.647 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Guy Macready with 1740 cr!