Round ID: 253859
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 37.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.3%
    Total Population: 66

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (34.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (28.8%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (75.8%)
    First Death: Melda Rachel, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (190,75,3). Damage taken: 100/127/0/0.
    Round: Low-Medium Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Amiga (Played by: afonamos)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^@&^: FIREWORKS ARE BANNED
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Amiga's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) (Deactivated),
Wheatley (Played by: googlyfox)
C.J. (Played by: guestify)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The Blood Brothers of Miller & Oneck:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Kevin 'Oops' McFall, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Miller & Oneck have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Balboni & Minne:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Balboni & Minne have failed!
The Aliens were:
The traitors were:
flapjackshrek was Haywood Jablomi the Station Engineer and died

Haywood Jablomi was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll (29% off!)
12 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Alexia Shaffer, the Assistant. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: solar panels, Joselyn Greene
The code responses were: pens, drunken blumpkin, Cyborg
Medal Commendations:
Fermi Pa'Ra Dox awarded Deborah Eggwrap the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - Top cargo person so good
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 110 credits.
In total, they earned 110 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 57062 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 864.576 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Yack Miller with 1500 cr!