Round ID: 253805
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 46 minutes and 50.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 19

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (26.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (26.3%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (78.9%)
    First Death: Diane Lunarwing, Bitrunner, at Arrival Shuttle Hallway (49,131,2). Damage taken: 92.8/59.1/0/72.
    Round: Low-Medium Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 2 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 4 Ash Walker eggs.
Moert's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Miss White, the Mime, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Moert's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The brainwashed victims were:
FermiJones was Fermi Pa'Ra Dox the Quartermaster and survived
Objective #1: You wanna be funny, be funny by any means, and saying you've joined Malloc's Guild is essential! Also don't mention the surgery or assault Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

suedefalcon was Willard Barrels the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: You are part of the Malloc Freemasons! Do not mention the surgery, and you must be funny and nice to other freemasons, at any cost! Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
bigretardedguy was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived

Malloc B was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Brainwashing Surgery Program
5 TC
A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]


Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cold, eggplants, Veteran Security Advisor
The code responses were: boogeymen, detective's office, chemical dispensers
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18822 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 990.632 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Fermi Pa'Ra Dox with 1600 cr!