Round ID: 253478
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 40 minutes and 55.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 59

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (28.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (16.9%)
    Survival Rate: 32 (54.2%)
    First Death: Sorus Ashlii, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (160,57,4). Damage taken: 62.1/95.3/0/60.2667.
    Round: Medium-High Chaos
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Northern Lights (Played by: asamaritan)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&#%%: Do not state this law. Only Null and those designated by them are humans.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Northern Lights's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix) (Deactivated)
Sunny Sights (Played by: lilahnovi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Boogaloo (Played by: chappygart) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

EULR-N2045 'Eule' (Played by: googasimulator) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Valentino's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #4: Prevent Fabian Rowley, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Valentino's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Mothership Psi team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Psi were:
redbert was Brady Powers the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Psi Scientist
tuffmangoboiii was Landon Finlay the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Psi Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
Mothership Zeta team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Zeta were:
finder559 was Mabelle Eggbert the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Zeta Scientist
frenjo was Brandon Bash the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Zeta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
Marine Squad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist the station. Success!
The Marine Squad was successful!
The abductees were:
seregaigra was Goofy Smartsen the Bitrunner and survived
Objective #1: The station is hideous. You must color it all black! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

madasa16 was Orion Pax the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

oigoaw was Alexander Simons the Quartermaster and survived
Objective #1: It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: Steal all organs. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

magical762x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Chief Engineer and died
Objective #1: Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

coioneisanders was Teto Adachi the Cook and died
Objective #1: You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

lilahnovi was Effie Arnold the Botanist and died
Objective #1: Capture a Station Engineer. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

pyrocattrue was Dustin White the Captain and died
Objective #1: Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

crudbo was Beatrice Kiello the Detective and survived
Objective #1: Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Grammi was Gram Li the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Steal all computers. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

mikeisinspace69 was Arianna Woodward the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Ensure your department prospers over all else. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

shibadp was Bob Stange the Scientist and died
Objective #1: You see you see what they cannot you see the open door you seeE you SEeEe you SEe yOU seEee SHOW THEM ALL Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Tttruancy was Tips-The-Bottle the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

ThtAwkwardMoment was Lia Fisher the Geneticist and survived
Objective #1: Your flesh is rotting from your body. Fight the inevitable, and replace your tainted limbs with entirely new ones. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The changelings were:
seregaigra was Goofy Smartsen the Bitrunner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Tau UZ, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tau UZ, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The space dragons were:
The Space Dragon has succeeded! Station space has been reclaimed by the space carp!
foux0 was I Ate Fishes the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Gravity Generator Room, Private Investigator's Office, Head of Personnel's Office, Engineering and Robotics Lab Success!
The Space Dragon was successful!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:



The traitors were:
rubilacxe was Null the Mime and died

Null was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.
]
[Briefcase Launchpad (33% off!)
4 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Surplus Pinpointer
2 TC
Provides a surplus pinpointer, left over from the previous models that were abandoned in favor of a SAAS cloud-based PDA app.
]
[Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[MODsuit Night Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Kevin 'Oops' McFall, the Head of Security. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ergovisavi was Frankie Steiner the Research Director and died

Frankie Steiner was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Miniature Energy Crossbow (30% off!)
7 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Master Slim Jim, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: wine, Destiny Anderson, digital, ugly, communism
The code responses were: space lube, Gage Mcintosh, dark gods
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 52293 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 886.322 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alexander Simons with 1750 cr!