    Round ID: 253446
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 18 minutes and 23.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (47.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (40%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (73.8%)
    First Death: Charles Xenon, Unassigned Crewmember, at Medbay Treatment Center (58,74,2). Damage taken: 21.2/0/178.84/8.66667.
    Round: Medium-High Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)

Clarity (Played by: xzero314)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

The blood brothers were:

SynTheCK was Joe Blunt the Cook and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blunt's Isolated Intifada have failed!

The blood brothers were:

lokuthewise was Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert the Assistant and survived
heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Assistant and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #4: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Moert & Rash was successful!

familyguyfunny was Tidemaster Laserfish the Space Pirate and survived
chowdermcarthor was Tidemaster Ionbilge the Space Pirate and survived
blutarsk was Tidemaster Voidkeel the Space Pirate and died
thtawkwardmoment was Tidemaster Starhull the Space Pirate and survived
mmksquared3 was Tidemaster Oortknot the Space Pirate and died
chappygart was Tidemaster Oortfish the Space Pirate and survived

Loot stolen:

Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

uwubby2 was Brick Mensch the Assistant and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

dankstorm was Jade Benette the Chief Medical Officer and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Tanner Kellogg while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Tanner Kellogg while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Tanner Kellogg 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 5 minutes and 44 seconds being near Tanner Kellogg!
The Obsessed has failed!

thtawkwardmoment was Sawyer Prescott the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

xzero314 was Clarity the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Dustin White, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Carl Houston, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46333 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 712.815 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Silk Luna with 2262 cr!