Round ID: 253299
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 59 minutes and 26.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 40

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (57.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (52.5%)
    Survival Rate: 40 (100%)
    First Death: Jose Greenwood, Unassigned Crewmember, at Security Medical (56,130,2). Damage taken: 0/0/199.5/1.33333.
    Round: Medium-High Chaos
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
E.P.S.I.L.O.N. 11 (Played by: Mmksquared3)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

E.P.S.I.L.O.N. 11's minions were:
Automated Supermatter Unit (Played by: pratty420)

Microplastics (Played by: ewer) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Mothership Theta team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Theta were:
excalibot was Mike Stephenson the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Theta Scientist
coioneisanders was Amira Oneal the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Theta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
The abductees were:
finder559 was Tristan Buttermilk the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

scrubbehh was Tychus Tiber the Scientist and survived as Richard Bratton
Objective #1: Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

brotherjeff was Dumont Valasok the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: Capture a Shaft Miner. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Ergovisavi was Frankie Steiner the Research Director and survived
Objective #1: Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

matrixone was Darken Ashborn the Head of Personnel and survived
Objective #1: Capture a Head of Personnel. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

oigoaw was Alexander Simons the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

cujogaming was Santiago Knapp the Roboticist and died
Objective #1: You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

cam4021 was Sam Dusker the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

frogmoss10 was Halysidota Simplex the Coroner and survived
Objective #1: Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

borisvanmemes was Tam Lin the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The blobs were:
rubilacxe was Anne T. Minne the Curator and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The brainwashed victims were:
Ergovisavi was Frankie Steiner the Research Director and survived
Objective #1: You are a slave to the abductor's will. You must do whatever the abductors' say. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

matrixone was Darken Ashborn the Head of Personnel and survived
Objective #1: You must follow Frankie Steiner's orders no matter what. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The changelings were:
mentaldecayed was The Captain the Mime and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Be funny
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jeb Nicholas, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Shaft Miner and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no rude people succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some hooligans leave the shift covered in blood.
Objective #3: Protect Tam Lin, the Paramedic.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Fail.

cujogaming was Santiago Knapp the Roboticist and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Chameleon Kit
Objective #1: Protect the station's genetic research.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

The traitors were:
lokuthewise was Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert the Assistant and died

Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert was a Champion of Evil!
(used 19 TC) [Storage Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: aft maintenance, viruses, belts
The code responses were: Alejandro Woodward, good, soylent green, dickishness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 42900 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1072.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Regaurum-Argentum with 6402 cr!