    Round ID: 253244
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 8 minutes and 12.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 61

    Evacuation Rate: 48 (78.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 42 (68.9%)
    Survival Rate: 62 (101.6%)
    First Death: Jon Pratt, Assistant, at Bar Lounge (139,129,2). Damage taken: 200.4/5/0/1.16667.
    Round: Low Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Heretic (Latejoin Heretic)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)

Shrimp.OS (Played by: Glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shrimp.OS's minions were:
G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus),
Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo),
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Yatima-CZ (Played by: odosendai),
Default Cyborg-112 (Played by: terridavis)

Different Borg (Played by: sushisalad) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

The blood brothers were:

nowi was KatKat the Botanist and survived
conmen was Dyspyralis Doc the Assistant and died

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Cayden Rahl, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of KatKat & Doc have failed!

The blood brothers were:

jackmoloney was Robin Genis the Assistant and survived
thestankest was Bruce Powers the Cargo Technician and died

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Different Borg, the Cyborg, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Genis & Powers have failed!

theduffelbag was Mate Starsalt the Space Pirate and died
sargesc was Captain Plasmaflag the Space Pirate and survived
sargesc was Gunner Spacehelm the Space Pirate and survived

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

Lobito was Alice Catpill the Chaplain and survived
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Jeff Gaiman, Nyaira Puruheto, Kraven Lockharte, Doctors-The-Smiles and John H.W. Fitzgerald.
Objective #1: Research at least 22 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
Objective #4: Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Principle of Hunger, Grasp of Flesh and Imperfect Ritual

Skeeter Bandolier awarded Natalie Holderman the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - For getting all the dreaded paperwork done. Hail Cargonia

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 57657.2 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 945.2 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Willard Barrels with 3415 cr!