Round ID: 253195
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 28 minutes and 7.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 70
    Survival Rate: 13 (18.6%)
    First Death: Tired-To-Care, Curator, at Robotics Lab (167,118,4). Damage taken: 40/0/0/0.
    Round: Low-Medium Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Heretic (Latejoin Heretic)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
The Blood Brothers of Bones & Moert & Sweeps:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate John J. Jorken, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Bones & Moert & Sweeps have failed!
Nietzsche's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Edward Scott Clark, the Captain. Success!
Objective #3: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Nietzsche's Isolated Intifada have failed!
TheDevice Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
TheDevice operatives have destroyed Professional R&D and NO FUNNY BUSINESS station of business appropriate activ!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 189 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Assault Pod Targeting Device
30 TC
Use this to select the landing zone of your assault pod.
]
[Syndicate Smokes (50% off!)
1 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Surplus Smart-SMG (Flukie)
2 TC
A failed experimental 'smart gun'. The use of .160 rocket propelled projectiles resulted in reduced stopping power but increased overally accuracy so long as the shooter vaguely aimed towards their target. The relative increase in operator effort from absurd recoil contradicted advertized advantages, resulting in poor market performance. However, there sure are a lots still lying around in poorly secured warehouses. So we took them. And now you can have them. If you REALLY want it. All I'm saying is: good luck.
]
[Surplus Smart-SMG Magazine (Smartgun)
1 TC
A large box magazine made for use in the Abielle smart-SMG.
x4]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard) (50% off!)
9 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]
[MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.
]
[Tactical Deniability Implant
6 TC
An implant injected into the brain, and later activated either manually or automatically upon entering critical condition. Prevents collapsing from critical condition, but explodes after a while.
]
[Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery medkit is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a syringe, and some sedatives.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle Briefcase (Hard)
18 TC
An outdated, but still extremely powerful anti-materiel sniper rifle. Fires .50 BMG cartridges from a 6 round magazine. Can be fitted with a suppressor. If anyone asks how that even works, tell them it's Nanotrasen's fault. Comes with 3 spare magazines; 2 regular magazines and 1 disruptor magazine. Also comes with a suit and tie.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
The changelings were:
fermijones was Fermi Pa'Ra Dox the Roboticist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Ekarus Ryndren, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ekarus Ryndren, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
noisetan was Lauren Graham the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Charlie Haynes, Jimmy Little, Nyaira Puruheto, Teto Adachi and John Joust The Noble.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Moonlight Troupe

The other antagonists were:
glx70 was Lasersalt the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

deadbanana34 was Minnie Gettemy the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

tuffmangoboiii was Milo Bash the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

drnut was Vaughn Whittier the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chappygart was Isabelle Muggins the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

theduffelbag was Haley Easter the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chappygart was River Griffiths the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

theduffelbag was Brooklyn Haynes the Ghost Role and died as Lyric Buttersworth
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

deadbanana34 was Christobelle Fiddler the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chappygart was Tel Pycroft the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

tyaper was Reynard Stone the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

daydreamiq was Chance Price the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 35 customers and made 1090 credits.
In total, they earned 1090 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 60745.2 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 867.788 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sucks-At-Bartending with 3378 cr!