Round ID: 253111
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 17 minutes and 11.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 43
    Survival Rate: 5 (11.6%)
    First Death: Teto Adachi, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (24,21,2). Damage taken: 109.4/76/0/25.8.
    Round: Medium-High Chaos
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
Default Cyborg-275 (Played by: rageguy505) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Cyborg-659 (Played by: rageguy505) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The Blood Brothers of Steiner & Benette:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Steiner & Benette have failed!
LORDS Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
LORDS operatives destroyed Jeff gaiman sucks station 13 but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 132 TC) [CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.
]
[Pre-Loaded Syndicate Intellicard (50% off!)
6 TC
A syndicate intellicard that can be activated to download a captured Nanotrasen AI, modified with the standard syndicate lawset. You can slot it into your modsuit for a conversational partner! It can additionally control the MODsuit's modules at will, and move your body around even if you're in critical condition or dead. However, due to failsafes activated during the extraction process, the AI is unable to interact with electronics from anywhere but direct proximity... Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Energy Shield and Sword Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
A case containing an energy sword and energy shield. Paired together, it provides considerable defensive power without compromising lethal potency. Perfect for the enterprising nuclear knight. Comes with a medieval helmet for your MODsuit!
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[Syndie Lipstick (83% off!)
1 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses (66% off!)
1 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.
]
[Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.
]
Someone became obsessed!
suedefalcon was Willard Barrels the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Hug John J. Jorken 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take a photo of John J. Jorken while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Sucks-At-Bartending, John J. Jorken's coworker. Success!
Objective #4: Murder John J. Jorken, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The spies were:
woodman69420 was Ru-Geem the Psychologist and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Codespeak Manual
Objective #1: Ensure at least some tyrants flee the station optimized.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

suedefalcon was Willard Barrels the Scientist and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Steal as many materials as you can.
Objective #2: Protect Zishy Phoebe, the Assistant.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

bastardblaster was Li Wei the Assistant and died
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Disposable Sentry Gun, Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Chameleon Projector, Bananium Energy Shield, Freedom Implant and Martial Arts Scroll
Objective #1: Shall we dance?
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 43 customers and made 1040 credits.
In total, they earned 1040 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 29233 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 679.837 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Molly Woolslayer with 1768 cr!