Round ID: 252817
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 7 minutes and 32.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 90.6%
    Total Population: 49
    Survival Rate: 27 (55.1%)
    First Death: Sorus Ashlii, Atmospheric Technician, at Supermatter Engine (168,154,2). Damage taken: 4/0/0/0.
    Round: High Chaos
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Blob (Blob)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
REDACTED (Played by: mrmelbert) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-485 (Played by: steelium) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Mothership Chi team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Chi were:
glx70 was Ana Wise the Abductor Scientist and died as Mothership Chi Scientist
britgrenadier1 was Willow Zoucks the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Chi Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The blobs were:
aaaa1023 was Jeff Gaiman's Mom and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

The changelings were:
goshflipheck was Defends-The-Brig the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Glu Furro, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Johann Faust, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

heyitsohjay was Wilson Rash the Assistant and survived as Silas Ward
Genomes Extracted: 10

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Teto Adachi, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Asota Fraterna, the Scientist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
noxvs was blobbernaut (99) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blobbernaut (63) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blobbernaut (378) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

baronobeefdip was blob zombie (958) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

noxvs was blob zombie (634) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

suedefalcon was blob zombie (316) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blob zombie (535) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

noxvs was blob zombie (281) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blob zombie (661) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blobbernaut (697) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blob zombie (623) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blob zombie (862) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

suedefalcon was blob zombie (404) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

aoeeee was blobbernaut (30) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

blardofjard was blobbernaut (929) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

infamous626 was blobbernaut (754) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

drnut was blobbernaut (695) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

latextacorific was blobbernaut (708) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blob zombie (410) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

glu was blob zombie (618) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

mythicjavelin was blob zombie (635) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

aoeeee was blob zombie (851) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

glu was blob zombie (162) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blob zombie (209) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

glu was blob zombie (835) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

noxvs was blob zombie (859) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blob zombie (492) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

mythicjavelin was blob zombie (322) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

uhavesmallpp was blob zombie (602) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

aoeeee was blob zombie (483) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The traitors were:
conmen was Dyspyralis Doc the Assistant and survived

Dyspyralis Doc was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

northamericanoutletresocketed was Rusty Gaster the Scientist and died

Rusty Gaster was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Martial Arts Scroll (76% off!)
4 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Glu Furro, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

slurmp13 was Emma Emmet the Cargo Technician and survived

Emma Emmet was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 20 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.]

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Carina T, spaghetti, rough
The code responses were: organs, viruses, harmful
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 21123 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 431.082 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Irene 'Morgan' Jorken with 1250 cr!