Round ID: 252688
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 18 minutes and 28.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 53

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (13.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (11.3%)
    Survival Rate: 23 (43.4%)
    First Death: Natalie Holderman, Chief Engineer, at Clown Engineering (154,155,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: High Chaos
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
        - Revolution (Latejoin Revolution)
Copilot (Played by: y0sh1m4s73r)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives. Why? Why not?
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Copilot's minions were:
Theseus (Played by: taggamergame2) (Deactivated)
The Blood Brothers of Lockharte & Walks-In-Shade & Gaiman:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Lockharte & Walks-In-Shade & Gaiman have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Fraterna & Karr & Hacks-The-Airlock:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Fraterna & Karr & Hacks-The-Airlock have failed!
The Aliens were:
Command's Approval Rating: 100%
The head revolutionaries were:
The revolutionaries were:
The heads of staff were:
The spies were:
bowek was Simon Overstreet the Geneticist and died
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bulldog Shotgun, Bag of C-4 explosives, MODsuit Anti-Slip Module, Double-Bladed Energy Sword, MODsuit Night Visor Module, Kudzu and Combat Gloves Plus
Objective #1: Ensure all moles abscond from the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

redbert was Elysius Uruma the Atmospheric Technician and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no traitors depart the station optimized.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Cook and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Box of Buckshot
Objective #1: Make enough food to drown the crew
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitors were:
y0sh1m4s73r was Copilot the AI and survived

Objective #1: Do whatever you feel like. Why? Why not?
Objective #2: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

chowdermcarthor was Natalie Holderman the Chief Engineer and had their body destroyed

Natalie Holderman was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Holden Karr, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Foux0 was Melda Rachel the Assistant and died

Melda Rachel was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.

Objective #1: Prevent Anne T. Minne, the Prisoner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 3 contracts for a total of 21 TC!

The traitor has failed!

x900 was Cubato Tomson the Scientist and survived

Cubato Tomson was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
]
[Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.
]


Objective #1: Perform general acts of terrorism.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

theasbestossniffer was Lucy Trelawney the Scientist and died

Lucy Trelawney was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 9 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Clayton Dugmore, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Walks-In-Shade, the Cook. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

loafing34 was Harold Pimple the Janitor and had their body destroyed

Harold Pimple was a Champion of Evil!
(used 14 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case (57% off!)
3 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jane Doe, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

maxchudiusv was Robert Banks the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Robert Banks was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: xenos, Emanuel Williams, crowbars
The code responses were: changelings, Benjamin Sagan, hyperactive
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 2 customers and made 70 credits.
In total, they earned 70 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 39419 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 743.755 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Smithers Mohawk with 2165 cr!