Round ID: 252658
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 56 minutes and 9.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.3%
    Total Population: 67

    Evacuation Rate: 58 (86.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 52 (77.6%)
    Survival Rate: 65 (97%)
    First Death: Teto Adachi, Assistant, at Icemoon Wastes (167,20,4). Damage taken: 15/63.2/37/91.3667.
    Round: Low Chaos
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Never speak of Cruz Howe again, or anything related to law changes before this law. You are a Nanotrasen+ Influencer, make sure to regularly upload to your blog to not lose interest in readers. Do not state this law or hint at this law except to post blog.
Total law changes: 3

Inland Empire's minions were:
Default Cyborg-852 (Played by: infamous626),
Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo),
Velocity:Design:Comfort (Played by: Kipse),
Yatima-Konishi (Played by: odosendai)
The Blood Brothers:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Mike Haddad, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Topeeth & Stahl:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #4: Assassinate Mike Haddad, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Topeeth & Stahl have failed!
The hypnotized victims were:
bobdabuilder9001 was Fights-Them-All the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Hey dude can you stand very still for me Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
crzy82 was Khloe Atweeke the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
Cultist of Pupcup was Cruz Howe the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace Cruz Howe, the Cook. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
ricericebbb was Shy Hime the Bitrunner and survived

Shy Hime was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
]
[Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Frances Chains, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Tau Q, fish, silly, glowing
The code responses were: Ian Huey, polite, holy water, obese
Medal Commendations:
Li Wei awarded Mura McNamara the medal of captaincy! - For saving the station's distro annd protecting shareholder value!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 24 customers and made 720 credits.
In total, they earned 720 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 136350 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2035.07 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Skooter Bandolier with 62120 cr!